where do you think he gets his clear plastic gore suits? like, does he buy them in bulk or have them specially made?

he saw it on some dude one day.

he asked, “sir, may i ask where you got that?” 

“it’s vintage, it’s a raincoat from the sixties.” 

“oh, i like that very much.”

and then you know. 

smh at all of these people. he isn’t misunderstood; he kills, eats, and serves other people human beings. He knows he does it, he knows it is wrong, and HE FUCKIN LOVES DOING IT.

i love a man who is confident in what he does

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thinkgeek.com/product… for travel

for formal occasions.

The first thing I thought was “that’s not where that painting is”, but then yeS

i thought that too of course but then i was like really pissed off that this bitch was on a date with this dude and just not payin attention just scrollin away on her phone i mean the date couldn’t have been that bad he took her to a date where tHE BIRTH OF VENUS WAS LOCATED

now imagine tim hiddleston reading this

shut your mouth o m g

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THE SONG HE SINGS TO HIS HORSE ABOUT BEING ON TOP OF HER IS BEAUTIFUL AND THE SNOWMAN SONG AND ALL THE NATIVE AMERICANS WERE JAPANESE OMG WE NEED TO GET MARRIED

RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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you said cannibal and i sang my hearts as full as a baked potato

THE SKY IS BLOO

N ALL DA LEEVS R GREEN

I’M SCREAMING RUNE I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN THAT MOVIE OTHER THAN ME AND MY EX

SO YEAH IT’S CRIMMUS AND I JUST WANNA SAY THA N K TO ALL OF THE LOVELY BITCHES THAT HAVE MADE MY LIFE SO MUCH BETTER AND YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

m y   m a i n   b i t c h e s:

mimi - 

my messican laday. she has a heart of gold and i have definitely been on the receiving end of one of the greatest friendships i’ve ever had. she’s the greatest, and not a day goes by where i do not think about her. mimi is a hilarious girl that has given me a lot of joy this past year, especially with all that has happened with me this year. you’ve stuck with me through thick and thin, and i’ve gotta say, that means so much to me. oh yeah, did i mention she’s funny as hell? well she is. i’ve got a whole lot of love for you - happy christmas, baby!

sarah - 

sarah. what can i say? i wish i had met you here sooner. you’ve become one of the best friends I’ve ever had - literally - and i cannot thank you enough for your friendship. you’re always there for me - through every sort of social media, haha, and through phone - and i appreciate that like nothing else. you’re one of the greatest people i’ve ever met. we’ve got plans together in the future, and i cannot be happier to share them with you. thank you so much for all you’ve done for me, sarah. i love you!

roo - 

god, you are the best. i am so glad to have become friends with you this year. you are so, so intelligent, wise, and creative, not to mention talented as hell. you are one of a kind, and your friendship has meant a lot to me. you’re so down to earth and so very relatable - i can talk to you about freaking everything. thank you so much for all you’ve done for me!

nikki - 

my twitter wife. she’s a fabulous bitch. that’s all you need to know.

a w e s o m e   p e o p l e:

quinn ⋆ christian ⋆ sarah ⋆ kay ⋆ suzi ⋆ rune ⋆ cee ⋆ luccellino

i love you all. merry christmas, happy holidays, and i hope that your new year brings you new opportunities, new friendships and unforgettable moments. you’ve all made my 2012 absolutely wonderful!

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Will murder you in your sleep

IT’S JUST NOT HAVING ANY OF IT

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lisbeth tops