WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Anonymous

u sayin i need 2 lose weight?!

Tumblr said "no" because Yahoo! wasn't offering him enough money. I think.

okay. i remember seeing yesterday a post that tumblr turned down a 1.1 billion dollar offer. i thought, when i logged on today, that it did indeed happen. hopefully you are right lol

well the yahoo board approved the 1 billion dollar deal, pretty sure karp isn't going to say no to that. and some are already reporting that tumblr's been bought. it's all happening so fast S.O.S

Yahoo wanted to buy tumblr, but everyone is against, because, well, yahoo don't want porn and stuff and, well, no one want yahoo.

aBO RT!!!!

fuck u relbgoged fucking baseketball fuck get over here im going to hug u to death

omg baseketball is the best that’s the only good thing that came out of my previous relationship

he made me watch all these movies

that and the first movie they ever did about the cannibal and it was a musical and everyone said “shpadoinkle”

HELLO OH MY GOD HELLO. i feel like i havent seen your blog in forever. crap. oh god. seeing your blog actually excited me... not in a weird way..
Anonymous

But the main goal of my blog is to excite people specifically in the weird way. 

Kidding.

I’m glad that you are so enthusiastic about me :3

my hair naturally parts in the middle but i have short hair so it looks freaking retarded and it's really frustrating
Anonymous

my hair doesn’t really have a natural part??? i guess i mean idk…it never falls one way or the other. so i always change it up i suppose.

but i’ve never been able to part it in the middle especially when it was cool to do it in middle school and everyone was like “man maddie u need to part ur hair in the middle it’s the cool thing 2 do it’s IN FASHION”

and i’d be like “I CAN’T I HAVE A WIDOW’S PEAK IS THAT SO HARD FOR U TO UNDERSTAND???”

and then like a year after middle school everyone started parting their hair to the side and i was like thank

Have you ever tripped in public? -_-
Anonymous

I trip in public probably every time I go in public.

green

four life goals

  • graduate college with at least a 3.8
  • get into the grad school of my choosing
  • work at a fancy ass museum cleaning artifacts
  • learn how to ride a horse

red orange yellow green blue purple violet HA

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